Warning: 

Do not drive or attempt to operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Some readers may experience uncontrollable fits of laughter. Other possible side affects include hurt sides, slapped knees and injuries incurred while falling on the floor laughing. There have been anecdotal reports of individuals who died laughing, but these have not been confirmed. The author and publisher cannot be held responsible for any death, injury or damage caused by any individual who attempts to be funny while under the influence of this book. Attempts to be funny in front of others may lead to “dying out there” or “slaying the audience.”